WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY
what if your eyebrows are two lovers that dream of one day being a unibrow so they can finally be together
thats the quickest ive lost a follower
Well hello there, wonderful example of black excellence as fellow as a fellow HBCU attendee. Congratulations!
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the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
Plot twist: the-absolute-funniest-posts stops self-promoting
Thats not a plot twist thats a miracle.
I can’t tell if this is them being sarcastic assholes or not
reblog if you remember lil’ bill a.k.a black caillou
except lil bill wasn’t a lil bitch
On that note, if you’re one of those people who goes “OH YEAH I LOVE GERMANY, NAZIS ARE SOOOO COOOOOL AND BADASS!!!” I strongly advise you to shove...
fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”
